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Myrah. Sufi
5
Jokes
6
Followers
26
Following
Myrah. Sufi
5
Jokes
6
Followers
26
Following

*A student who obtained 0% in his final exams*

Q1 In which battle did Napoleon die?
● His last battle

Q2 Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
● At the bottom of the page

Q3 River Ravi flows in which state?
● Liquid

Q4 What is the main reason for divorce?
● Marriage

Q5 What is the main reason of failure?
● Exams

Q6 What can you never eat for breakfast?
● Lunch & Dinner

Q7 What looks like half an apple?
● The other half

Q8If you throw a red stone in a blue sea, what will happen?
● It will become wet

Q9 How can a man survive for 8 days without sleeping?
● Easy, he sleeps at night

Q10 How can you lift a elephant with one hand?
● You will never find a elephant with only one hand..

Q11 If you have 3 apples 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples 3 oranges in another hand ,what do you have?
● Very large hands

Q12 It took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall how long would it take 4 men?
● No time at all, the wall was already built

Q13 How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
● Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. #hahahaha #lol #TrueStory #CrazyMindsAtWork

Teacher: How do you know carrots are good for health?
Student : Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

The student failed that year 😅