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Witzig

Witzig
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Witzig
703
Jokes
135
Followers
842
Following
Witzig
703
Jokes
135
Followers
842
Following

Worklife Troll

We pretend to work just as they pretend to pay us wel

Don't be boring !

Drama: a word boring people use 
to describe fun people.

Get witty with Witzig 😈

If you leave everything to the last minute, it will only take a minute πŸ˜†πŸ˜œ

Freaking Friday Thought ...

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth and they still won't be white 😝

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I'm in love with the shape of you

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The best joke ever written

Freaky Friday !

Did you smell the Friday morning? It smells like WEEKEND!πŸ˜€ Wohooo! Tap here to double the cheers with some humor πŸ˜‰

Men and Alcohol 🍺

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk! Cheers 🍻

#HappyRealization 😈

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Wednesday 😬

Worklife Troll

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore πŸ˜†

Tuesday Trippy Thought 😜

We have finally figured out what most people want to be when they get older....Younger! 😬😜

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