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Witzig
738
Jokes
138
Followers
844
Following
Witzig
738
Jokes
138
Followers
844
Following

Witzig Fun Friday !

Don't have a Friday evening plan? Well, looks like you just made one! Tap here for your fun date with humor πŸ˜€

A witzig mind

If practice makes a man perfect, and nobody is perfect, why practice? πŸ€” πŸ˜‚

Late night pun

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

Banks - Spreading humor since eternity

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Witzig Pun

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Get se go ...

England, India, Pakistan and Bangladesh in the semifinals of the Champions Trophy. A reunion of the batch of 1947 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Monday Musings

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.

Witzig Reality Check

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera πŸ“ΈπŸ˜†

Witzig Dieting Plans

The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

This explains a lot! 😜

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? 😬

The Bright Side 😎

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive 😜

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