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Witzig

Witzig
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Witzig
701
Jokes
134
Followers
842
Following
Witzig
701
Jokes
134
Followers
842
Following

Maybe.... 😜

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us 😬

Confessions of a lazy mind

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work? 😝

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First I thought "Please, I'm at least a 6", but then got home and cried over what a stranger said

#WorkLife

We work to buy a car to go to work 😬

Truly savage 😬

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents 😈

Creepy mornings 😜

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level 😜👆🏻

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The Dirty Pun 💩

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days 😝

#CatLife 🐈

Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos 😬😜

Optimism level: crazy 👻

I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future. 😬😜

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