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My name is Igor and I live in cold Russia. In between dismantling of an AK-47 assault rifle and training of the home bear, I like to listen to music and when I peer into the cover of the album I find a place for myself there. Half a year ago I published a post how I finish drawing myself near cult c...

The Homemade Humour   ·  20 Jan, 18

My name is Igor and I live in cold Russia. In between dismantling of an AK-47 assault rifle and training of the home bear, I like to listen to music and when I peer into the cover of the album I find a place for myself there. Half a year ago I published a post how I finish drawing myself near cult c...

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Whisper into her ear, “I know something else that’s cold, hard, and 6 feet under."

Funny Or Die   ·  20 Jan, 18

Whisper into her ear, “I know something else that’s cold, hard, and 6 feet under."

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Winters make everything a struggle. Most of all, taking a shower. But what if I told you, what makes you truly great, is taking a cold shower.

Scoopwhoop Videos   ·  20 Jan, 18

Winters make everything a struggle. Most of all, taking a shower. But what if I told you, what makes you truly great, is taking a cold shower.

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And you tell me that you are feeling cold?

Dailysocial   ·  17 Jan, 18

And you tell me that you are feeling cold?

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An Open Letter to Amraha Ehtizaz (1996-2017) Dear Amraha, I wonder how angels would've lovingly carried your fragile soul towards the heavens on the fateful day you left us for good. You know I came to see you in ICU a day before your body refused to function. You had changed so rapidly. The harrowing effects of this malignant illness became visible to me for the first time since I've known you. A flower withered, a hearth went cold, a Paradise Lost. It still remains a mystery to me as how did you cover up your ailments so realistically under the banner of smiles, laughter and more smiles. In the times when our thankless selves burdened ourselves with stresses of daily lives, complained of struggles that couldn't be handled and objected just for the sake of keeping up conversations, your optimism and jubiliation induced in us a false predicament that no malady had ever brushed past you. Maybe this world didn't deserve you. Maybe you were meant for greatness far beyond the confines of this Earth. In th..

Sarcasmistan   ·  16 Jan, 18

An Open Letter to Amraha Ehtizaz (1996-2017) Dear Amraha, I wonder how angels would've lovingly carried your fragile soul towards the heavens on the fateful day you left us for good. You know I came to see you in ICU a day before your body refused to function. You had changed so rapidly. The harrowing effects of this malignant illness became visible to me for the first time since I've known you. A flower withered, a hearth went cold, a Paradise Lost. It still remains a mystery to me as how did you cover up your ailments so realistically under the banner of smiles, laughter and more smiles. In the times when our thankless selves burdened ourselves with stresses of daily lives, complained of struggles that couldn't be handled and objected just for the sake of keeping up conversations, your optimism and jubiliation induced in us a false predicament that no malady had ever brushed past you. Maybe this world didn't deserve you. Maybe you were meant for greatness far beyond the confines of this Earth. In th..

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It's way too cold outside so this will have to do

Funny Videos By Diply   ·  16 Jan, 18

It's way too cold outside so this will have to do

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A Maryland man was walking by the hospital late at night and spotted a woman standing all alone in the freezing cold, wearing nothing but a paper hospital gown and socks. When he learned what had just happened to her, he immediately posted his video on Facebook.

Aunty Acid   ·  12 Jan, 18

A Maryland man was walking by the hospital late at night and spotted a woman standing all alone in the freezing cold, wearing nothing but a paper hospital gown and socks. When he learned what had just happened to her, he immediately posted his video on Facebook.

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Dear warm weather, please come back soon! Or at least be not as cold. 🌞

Jukinvideo   ·  12 Jan, 18

Dear warm weather, please come back soon! Or at least be not as cold. 🌞

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Gonna be a cold drive home

Drunks Doing Things   ·  12 Jan, 18

Gonna be a cold drive home

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Just wanna Thank you Red FM (Raunac) to spread awareness on FM about death caused due to cold in Delhi. Also, giving answer of your multiple questions that YES, we are doing the best we can, from our end by distributing blankets to need people on sleeping on foot paths and living in Rain Basera in Delhi. Also, doing some multiple events to bring the Change. Please check our page Donate the best for the same. Sharing video of good cause done by us.

Red Fm   ·  09 Jan, 18

Just wanna Thank you Red FM (Raunac) to spread awareness on FM about death caused due to cold in Delhi. Also, giving answer of your multiple questions that YES, we are doing the best we can, from our end by distributing blankets to need people on sleeping on foot paths and living in Rain Basera in Delhi. Also, doing some multiple events to bring the Change. Please check our page Donate the best for the same. Sharing video of good cause done by us.

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Is it cold where you are? Share some pics in the comments.

Sarcasm Society   ·  05 Jan, 18

Is it cold where you are? Share some pics in the comments.

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Niagara falls are a spectacular place to visit at any time of year, however in winter, especially seriously cold winters like North America is currently experiencing, they are truly a breathtaking sight.

The Homemade Humour   ·  04 Jan, 18

Niagara falls are a spectacular place to visit at any time of year, however in winter, especially seriously cold winters like North America is currently experiencing, they are truly a breathtaking sight.

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