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Manju was felicitated by President Ram Nath Kovind along with 90 other women achievers at Rashtrapati Bhavan.

Dailysocial   ·  23 Jan, 18

Manju was felicitated by President Ram Nath Kovind along with 90 other women achievers at Rashtrapati Bhavan.

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Thank you for using this COGNITIVE POLL to get the REAL cognitive fitness numbers of our very smart President Trump.

Funny Or Die   ·  18 Jan, 18

Thank you for using this COGNITIVE POLL to get the REAL cognitive fitness numbers of our very smart President Trump.

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When you have it, you don't chase it!

Dailysocial   ·  17 Jan, 18

When you have it, you don't chase it!

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CHEWBACCA TO STEP DOWN AFTER 38-YEAR OLD SEXUAL MISCONDUCT ALLEGATIONS SURFACE Months after industry rumors began circulating, this just-released photo and a first-hand account of his behavior confirmed allegations against the “Star Wars” star. Gary, Carrie Fisher’s beloved French Bulldog, tweeted the photo earlier today and discussed the rampant speculation about the Wookiee’s behavior on the set of 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back. “It was appalling, really.” He said via Skype. “Chewbacca was very handsy with many of the crew, but most especially my dear mistress.” Apparently humans weren’t the only ones targeted. “There were days I’d stay behind in the trailer because I knew I was next,” Gary quietly revealed. “There were also rumors of late night Taun-Taun abuse, but as I did not witness this I cannot speak to it.” After pausing to scratch himself, he added “The unruly beast tried to excuse his actions by saying he was just trying to keep people warm on the frigid set, but no one bought into that.” ..

Sarcasm Society   ·  11 Jan, 18

CHEWBACCA TO STEP DOWN AFTER 38-YEAR OLD SEXUAL MISCONDUCT ALLEGATIONS SURFACE Months after industry rumors began circulating, this just-released photo and a first-hand account of his behavior confirmed allegations against the “Star Wars” star. Gary, Carrie Fisher’s beloved French Bulldog, tweeted the photo earlier today and discussed the rampant speculation about the Wookiee’s behavior on the set of 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back. “It was appalling, really.” He said via Skype. “Chewbacca was very handsy with many of the crew, but most especially my dear mistress.” Apparently humans weren’t the only ones targeted. “There were days I’d stay behind in the trailer because I knew I was next,” Gary quietly revealed. “There were also rumors of late night Taun-Taun abuse, but as I did not witness this I cannot speak to it.” After pausing to scratch himself, he added “The unruly beast tried to excuse his actions by saying he was just trying to keep people warm on the frigid set, but no one bought into that.” ..

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She made history as the first black woman to receive the Cecil B. Demille award and her speech had people calling for her to run for President in 2020.

Ladbible   ·  08 Jan, 18

She made history as the first black woman to receive the Cecil B. Demille award and her speech had people calling for her to run for President in 2020.

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It's the tenth time the former president has been awarded the title and you won't believe who came in second 👀

Ladbible   ·  28 Dec, 17

It's the tenth time the former president has been awarded the title and you won't believe who came in second 👀

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Some say being president is the hardest job in the world, but Nathalie Jomard disagrees. According to this French artist, there is nothing tougher than raising a child, and she has created playful and honest illustrations to prove it.

The Homemade Humour   ·  27 Dec, 17

Some say being president is the hardest job in the world, but Nathalie Jomard disagrees. According to this French artist, there is nothing tougher than raising a child, and she has created playful and honest illustrations to prove it.

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Another President Trump: A Christmas miracle!

Funny Or Die   ·  21 Dec, 17

Another President Trump: A Christmas miracle!

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Scary if true

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This was such an incredibly raw and emotional moment between Senator John McCain's daughter, Meghan McCain, and former Vice President Joe Biden.

Aunty Acid   ·  16 Dec, 17

This was such an incredibly raw and emotional moment between Senator John McCain's daughter, Meghan McCain, and former Vice President Joe Biden.

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Turns out the president didn't actually endorse Roy Moore! Much like the Judge, he was just kidding around.

Funny Or Die   ·  16 Dec, 17

Turns out the president didn't actually endorse Roy Moore! Much like the Judge, he was just kidding around.

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