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HEART TOUCHING STORY! . Ex Indian President Dr. Abdul Kalam Says: . "When I was a kid, my Mom cooked food for us. . . One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day's work, Mom placed a plate of 'subzi' and extremely burnt roti in front of my Dad. . I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt roti. But Dad just ate his roti and asked me how was my day at school. . I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to Dad for the burnt roti. . And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burnt roti." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy, good night & I asked him if he really liked his roti burnt. . He wrapped me in his arms & said: . "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. . And besides... A burnt roti never hurts anyone but HARSH WORDS DO!"

Laughing Colours   ·  15 Oct, 17

HEART TOUCHING STORY! . Ex Indian President Dr. Abdul Kalam Says: . "When I was a kid, my Mom cooked food for us. . . One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day's work, Mom placed a plate of 'subzi' and extremely burnt roti in front of my Dad. . I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt roti. But Dad just ate his roti and asked me how was my day at school. . I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologizing to Dad for the burnt roti. . And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burnt roti." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy, good night & I asked him if he really liked his roti burnt. . He wrapped me in his arms & said: . "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired. . And besides... A burnt roti never hurts anyone but HARSH WORDS DO!"

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Everyone waiting for President Trump's response to Eminem.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sarcasm Society   ·  13 Oct, 17

Everyone waiting for President Trump's response to Eminem.. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Trump accused Obama of "standing in a puddle acting like a President." Huh?

Sarcasm Society   ·  21 Sep, 17

Trump accused Obama of "standing in a puddle acting like a President." Huh?

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In 2006, President Obama was too busy GOLFING.

Sayema Khan   ·  31 Aug, 17

In 2006, President Obama was too busy GOLFING.

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It turns out the president has somebody else writing his controversial tweets...

Ladbible   ·  06 Oct, 17

It turns out the president has somebody else writing his controversial tweets...

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What a sad day for lovely singles out there, while everyone else is having fun.

Be it Facebook, or todays calendar (6.9) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #hahaha #hilarious #witzig

Witzig   ·  06 Sep, 16

What a sad day for lovely singles out there, while everyone else is having fun.

Be it Facebook, or todays calendar (6.9) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #hahaha #hilarious #witzig

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The artist slammed the President for policies that he considers harmful to America.

Sarcasm Society   ·  15 Oct, 17

The artist slammed the President for policies that he considers harmful to America.

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This week we learned Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a "f*cking moron." Finally! A president that can unite both sides of the aisle.

Funny Or Die   ·  13 Oct, 17

This week we learned Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a "f*cking moron." Finally! A president that can unite both sides of the aisle.

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The President Was Hiding These For Years!

Sarcasm   ·  26 Sep, 17

The President Was Hiding These For Years!

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Unlike our Commander In Chief, Vice President Mike Pence puts a great deal of thought into each tweet he posts.

Funny Or Die   ·  10 Oct, 17

Unlike our Commander In Chief, Vice President Mike Pence puts a great deal of thought into each tweet he posts.

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And this is why I believe I should be the next president of #USA ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ #lol #CrazyMindsAtWork

Markus Innullus   ·  11 Oct, 16

And this is why I believe I should be the next president of #USA ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ #lol #CrazyMindsAtWork

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