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Witzig Notifications Jokes

Rules Redefined ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction ๐Ÿ˜†

You would agree, wouldn't you? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone" ๐Ÿ˜œ

Wise advice ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood ๐Ÿ˜‚

FB doing some good ๐Ÿ˜œ

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

#WorkLife Troll

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday โ€“ eight hours ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜†

#HappyRealization ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Wednesday ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

#WorkLife Troll

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore ๐Ÿ˜†

My life to me...

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Dedicated to Sunday

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Making Monday Mornings.. More Messy ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜œ

The Witzig Perspective

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜

The Saviour!

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜

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