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Get set for laughter roller-coaster ride !

If you search "241543903" in google images, you will find a lot of pictures of people putting head in refrigerator. Try it now ...

Witzig   ·  07 Jun, 17

Get set for laughter roller-coaster ride !

If you search "241543903" in google images, you will find a lot of pictures of people putting head in refrigerator. Try it now ...

Worklife Troll

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore 😆

Witzig   ·  09 May, 17

Worklife Troll

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore 😆

The Lame Logic 😂

God never tasted any cough syrup because khuda-na-khasta 😂😂

Witzig   ·  12 Sep, 17

The Lame Logic 😂

God never tasted any cough syrup because khuda-na-khasta 😂😂

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Late night pun

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

Witzig   ·  14 Jun, 17

Late night pun

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

Conetitive Environment

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more ...

Witzig   ·  30 Apr, 17

Conetitive Environment

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more ...

The Bright Side 😎

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive 😜

Witzig   ·  07 Jun, 17

The Bright Side 😎

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive 😜

Making Monday Mornings.. More Messy 😬

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? 🤔😜

Witzig   ·  17 Apr, 17

Making Monday Mornings.. More Messy 😬

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? 🤔😜

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The Monday Inspiration 😈

Treat each day as your last, one day you are going to be right! 😜

Witzig   ·  05 Jun, 17

The Monday Inspiration 😈

Treat each day as your last, one day you are going to be right! 😜

This must hurt !

What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.

Witzig   ·  30 Jun, 17

This must hurt !

What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.

Maybe.... 😜

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us 😬

Witzig   ·  27 Apr, 17

Maybe.... 😜

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us 😬

Freaking Friday Thought ...

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth and they still won't be white 😝

Witzig   ·  19 May, 17

Freaking Friday Thought ...

During your lifetime, you will spend around thirty-eight days brushing your teeth and they still won't be white 😝

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The Witzig Perspective

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it 😆😝

Witzig   ·  17 Apr, 17

The Witzig Perspective

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it 😆😝

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