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Happy Monday 😀

Remember 'H' in Monday represents Happiness.

Witzig   ·  18 Sep, 17

Happy Monday 😀

Remember 'H' in Monday represents Happiness.

Rules Redefined !

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction

Witzig   ·  15 Sep, 17

Rules Redefined !

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction

The Lame Logic 😂

God never tasted any cough syrup because khuda-na-khasta 😂😂

Witzig   ·  12 Sep, 17

The Lame Logic 😂

God never tasted any cough syrup because khuda-na-khasta 😂😂

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Lazy Sunday thought !

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off ?

Witzig   ·  27 Aug, 17

Lazy Sunday thought !

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off ?

Friendship redefined

Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis 😂

Witzig   ·  24 Aug, 17

Friendship redefined

Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis 😂

Logical Thought ?

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

Witzig   ·  18 Aug, 17

Logical Thought ?

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

TGIF - Thank God its Friday

Friday is like a superhero, that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my colleague with a keyboard 👏🏻

Witzig   ·  04 Aug, 17

TGIF - Thank God its Friday

Friday is like a superhero, that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my colleague with a keyboard 👏🏻

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Men and Alcohol 🍺

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk! Cheers 🍻

Witzig   ·  13 Jul, 17

Men and Alcohol 🍺

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk! Cheers 🍻

This must hurt !

What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.

Witzig   ·  30 Jun, 17

This must hurt !

What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.

Got a secure job ? I do

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Witzig   ·  30 Jun, 17

Got a secure job ? I do

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Witzig Friday Thought

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Witzig   ·  30 Jun, 17

Witzig Friday Thought

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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Fun fact about statistics

42 percent of statistics are made up !

Witzig   ·  30 Jun, 17

Fun fact about statistics

42 percent of statistics are made up !

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