The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen 😬😂
Happy Monday 😀
Remember 'H' in Monday represents Happiness.
Rules Redefined !
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction
The Lame Logic 😂
God never tasted any cough syrup because khuda-na-khasta 😂😂
Lazy Sunday thought !
Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off ?
Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis 😂
Logical Thought ?
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
TGIF - Thank God its Friday
Friday is like a superhero, that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my colleague with a keyboard 👏🏻
Men and Alcohol 🍺
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk! Cheers 🍻
This must hurt !
What is the difference between a sperm and a lawyer? None, both have one in a million chance to be human beings.
Got a secure job ? I do
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
Witzig Friday Thought
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.