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Witzig Notifications Jokes

Rules Redefined 😬

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction πŸ˜†

You would agree, wouldn't you? 😬

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone" 😜

Wise advice 😎

Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood πŸ˜‚

FB doing some good 😜

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account 😬

#WorkLife Troll

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday – eight hours πŸ€”πŸ˜†

#HappyRealization 😈

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Wednesday 😬

#WorkLife Troll

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore πŸ˜†

My life to me...

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts πŸ™„πŸ˜¬

Dedicated to Sunday

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜¬

Making Monday Mornings.. More Messy 😬

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? πŸ€”πŸ˜œ

The Witzig Perspective

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it πŸ˜†πŸ˜

The Saviour!

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser 😎😏

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